발베니 더블우드 17년

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Balvenie DobleWood 17years

.....솔직히 말해봐....

니 단종된거 아니지?

구라지!!??사구라네!?사구라야!!

너 단종됬담서 여기저기 너무 계속 보이더라.

(점점 더 터무니 없는 가격으로 가고 있긴 하지만...)

다른 사람들 다 까묵고 이 세상에 없어질때쯤 뚜따하려고 오매불망 쳐다만보며 입맛만 다시고 기다리고 있는데,

뭐 니 보니까 뭐 어디 막 유투브같은데도 자꾸 보이고 막 데일리샷같은데도 자주 보이고 뭐 아닌척 은근슬쩍 여기저기 안

끼는데 없대?

단종이란놈이 동네방네 장기자랑하면서 칭찬받고 욕받고 뭐 다하더라?

건방지게스리 단종이면 그만 까불고 얌전히 세상에서 사라져버리란말이야!!

하여튼 요즘 발베니것들이란..

....먹구싶다....맛있을거같은데...12년보다 5년 더 먹었음 확실히 더 맛있을거 같은데....

...너 빨리 세상에서 없어지라구....나만먹게....

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Balvenie DobleWood 17years

.....Be honest with me....

You're not actually discontinued, are you?

That's a lie, right!!?? A total lie!? A big fat lie!!

They said you were discontinued, but I keep seeing you everywhere.

(Though at more and more ridiculous prices...)

I've been staring at you longingly, just licking my lips, waiting to open you around the time everyone else has forgotten about you and you've vanished from this world,

but look at you, popping up on YouTube and stuff, showing up on Dailyshot and stuff all the time, acting like you're not, sneaking in here and there - is there anywhere you DON'T show up?

For something 'discontinued', you sure go around town showing off your talents, getting praised, getting trashed, doing it all, huh?

How cheeky! If you're discontinued, stop fooling around and quietly disappear from the world already!!

Honestly, these Balvenie guys nowadays..

....I wanna drink it.... it's gotta be delicious... five more years than the 12, it's definitely gotta be tastier....

...so hurry up and disappear from the world.... so only I get to drink you....

#Balvenie #BalvenieDoubleWood #BalvenieDoubleWood12 #BalvenieDoubleWood17 #CheekyBrat #HowDareYou #IWishYouWouldJustDisappear